The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!