the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!