50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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To shit bricks.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to control dodos

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power of being republican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!