The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to see into the present

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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open up pickles glass

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!