The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to look into cheese.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!