the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see through air.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to die at will

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to write about power.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!