Immunity to medication

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to see your neck without a mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +170

The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

thumb_up thumb_down +34

power to blow up your own head only once,

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

thumb_up thumb_down +96

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power of 75% leviatation.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +200

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to eat food.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The ablity to crash your computer.

thumb_up thumb_down +177

The power to lick your elbow.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

Faster than a loaded bullet!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to control your own limb movement

thumb_up thumb_down +84

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!