The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!