The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

thumb_up thumb_down +174

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to take away your power.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The Power to beat a Mairo game

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to blame it on the Boogie

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +74

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to die when touching any form of light

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to find pokemon attractive

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to be wrong

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to speak to toasters

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!