The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to die

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!