Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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to make asians smart

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!