the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!