The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Tits for a guy.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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wast your time on the computer

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!