The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!