The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Find Waldo

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!