The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to live until you die.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!