The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to grow boobs

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to see through water

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!