The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!