The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!