the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to jump face first

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The power to juggle cacti

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!