The power

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The ability to speak backwards.

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!