the power to be forever alone

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to read this sentence

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!