the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to shit shards of glass

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to have no powers

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!