Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Power to spread farts faster

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to get raped at will

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to see into one's own past.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!