the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to be normal.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to eat your own head.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!