The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to become a JELLY

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!