The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to have no power

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to see through air

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The power of love

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!