the power to think with your mind only

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to eat food.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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the power of being republican

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the ability to become black.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to misspell

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!