Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to make the air stink

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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Being Yianni.

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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The power to see through windows.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!