The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to think.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to die at will

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to see forever

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!