- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

the power to never orgasm.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to dickfart.

The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

The power to see via toe nails

the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

The power to cancel your own powers.

The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The pewer to maek typos.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

Pointless Super Powers