The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The ability to eat your own face

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!