The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to change channel without the remote

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!