Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!