The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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THe power too spel.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to speak morse code .

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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captain obvious

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!