The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the power to see through glass

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!