the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to not have a power.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!