the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!