The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to animate condiments

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to come second in any race

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!