the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!