The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to control urine

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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A good Kisser

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to write only the letter R

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!