Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!