The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to troll.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!