a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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the power to convince yourself that you're super

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!