the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to live.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!