The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to police irony

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!