the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!