The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power of self mind control

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!