The power to a nokia phone.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!