Batman

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to become powerless

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to predict the past

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!