The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to have no power.

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The power to die.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!