the power to write only the letter R

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

The power to see through glass.

the power to see through glass

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The ability to part hair.

The power of being aquaman.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!