The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power of fart helium

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!