The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the powre to spel

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power to age faster

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!