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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.
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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH
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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic
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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.
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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust
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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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the ability to darken darkness
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The power to turn your navel upside down
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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm
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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.
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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.
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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.
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The power to speak in Braille
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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.
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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.
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the power to fly, but only when you poop
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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.
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the power to fail at life
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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!