The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to understand irony.

The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

the power to enter a coma.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The ability to be a rock

The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to do nothing/

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!