The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!