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The power to phase through toilet paper.
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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.
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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord
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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS
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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.
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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks
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The power to erase anything written in pencil
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The power to lick your own elbow
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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.
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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.
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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.
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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button
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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack
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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.
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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?
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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff
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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.
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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!