Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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Turning wine into water.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to think of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!