power to eat through your but

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The power to write a country song

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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to die when you are happy

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!