The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to see through windows

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!