The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to die on command

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!