the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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blindness

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to get STD's

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!