Turning wine into water.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to think of food

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to see through bananas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!