The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the ability to hover

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Third armpit.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to stop existing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!