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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.
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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.
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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm
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the ability to know what the fox say
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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping
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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.
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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.
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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.
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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.
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The power to get laid by your right hand.
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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!
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The power to blink one second faster then usual.
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the power to pee on command
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The power to summon unspendable money
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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.
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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person
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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.
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The power to die at any moment you want.
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The power to be 1% bullet proof.
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The power to be really bad at math.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!