The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

The power to turn things in to wood

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to turn into random objects

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The ability to jump

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!