The power to make someone think about frogs

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power of being negative all the time.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to talk to dust

The power to see air

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

The power spite flower

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

The power to predict the past.

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!