The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to see air

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!